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Thursday, August 20, 2015

Being a super villain

I have decided to become a super villain.

After watching Casino Royale I realised (late) that the super villainous get all the best cars, yachts and other perks. They're all gambling psychotic murderers and while I'm not heading down that road in totality, I'm on board with the whole exploitation and relentless pursuit of villainy to have an extremely comfortable life.

Quite how this evil will manifest itself is as yet to be fully figured out.

It may start with me getting a fish tank full of piranha. All good super villains have a tank of killer fish.

After that I'll need henchmen (or women) and an evil plan to extort money in some way from someone. 

Hmnnnn.....

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